choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

choding

When a man exposes his chode(a penis wider than long)and masturbates with it usually having to use two hands.

I caught him choding, and it was an ugly site.

by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

choading

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choadin' (chodin)

"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choading."

by American Athlete July 30, 2004

chadding off

verb - sticking one's hand in one's pants until extreme pleasure occurs

Tom was chadding off in the hallway

by Squatdrop July 18, 2006

codding

Having sexual relations with one or more persons in full public view whilst on a boat, either on the ocean or land-locked bodies of water, with strangers looking on. Dogging, basically, but with a nautical feel.

The couple were caught codding off the coast of Ireland, with several other boats in attendance.

by codder May 18, 2010

codding

The act of masturbating in your pants, and leaving the ejaculate in there to fester and smell of fish.

Drunken twat: Are you married?
Steve: Yes.
DT: Is your missus away codding some random bloke? She must enjoy the smell.

by Prometheus2000 March 17, 2008

codding

the verb for playing call of duty 4 online

Maureen: Hey Wanna play some football?
Wayne: Nah i am codding till 7 then going to bed

by Hypetrack April 20, 2008