A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.
1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming
2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming
2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming
by pinkshoes February 5, 2009
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You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3
You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3
by 6m6m January 4, 2023
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The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
by Steak Tits April 9, 2008
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my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!
by Bewbz_emp May 28, 2018
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