chlamydasaurus

A term used to describe a girl who more then likely has chlamydia and is a twat. Often a slut.

"hey jonny boy, you still going out with that one chick you met at the pub?"

"Oh no, i dropped that chlamydasaurus, she was stank as hell"

by Carmenita April 2, 2008

Chlamidiot

A person who contracts chlamydia or another STD while being an idiot and not using protection.

a person who has unprotected sex with multiple partners, and develops chlamydia is a Chlamidiot

by My buddies a chlamidiot February 8, 2010

Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster

An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.

"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"

by sjd76 December 25, 2013

chlamyserations

The sympathy you give someone when you find out they have a venereal disease.

Oh, Sharon has the clap? Give her my chlamyserations.

by motorracer June 5, 2014

chlomar

The best couple in the universe and will be the very best ship name and no one else can top it.

" oh those two are cute yeah they're a chlomar

by billysloppyjoe March 16, 2017

Chlamydity

A measurable level of the severity of one's chlamydia.

Tim's chlamydity level was over 300 because he was too chatchy to go to a doctor.

by Dimebagduhrell December 13, 2017

Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom

The sacred chant of the Chlom cult.

Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom

by Aaron and Ethan January 15, 2020