chinpokomon

Chinpoko means "penis" in Japanese. During the South Park episode of Chinpokomon, the Japanese claimed to have a very small penis. Therefore,I'm sure you can all see the hidden humor now.

"O you Americans have such large penis. Japanese penis is so very small."
"So small"
-South Park Chinpokomon episode

by Headfones May 1, 2003

Chipotle Hangover

a chipotle hangover happens when you eat a chipotle burrito (mainly one that is huge and spicy) and then suffer from stomach pains and feelings of regret as you lie on your bed feeling sick. Even though, if you had the chance, you would have another.

rob: hey, wheres Dylon at?
alex: oh he's at home with a chipotle hangover from those burritos we had for lunch.

by pokAtok August 30, 2010

Chipotle Syndrome

A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.

Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.

3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos

in one's mind, and are far less desirable.

Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.

by Chiplove November 3, 2011

Chipotle Daddy

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.

"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"

"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"

Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?

by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015

Chippopotamus

A massively fat individual, normally complete with gunt (f) windows apron (f) or giant belly (m) that's rather fond of wheelbarrow loads of deep fried potato products. When found in Scotland they are fairly recognisable by massive size and dark pink corned-beef pattern on skin.

Look at the size of him/her. What a complete Chippopotamus

by baby sumo January 26, 2018

chimpout

To loudly holler, imitating the sounds of a chimpanzee, monkey or another primate. This is a sexual act of degradation used by submissive black raceplayer, used to emphasize their innate inferiority and similarity to apes.

Dustin: Why was JaQuan naked and screeching so loudly last night at the Eagle while all those leather bears watched? I was embarrassed FOR him.

Cole: His master made him chimpout publicly. Don't worry...he was enjoying himself.

by narratophiliac83 August 26, 2022

chipotlanemic

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.

Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.

by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012