Chinese

A type of food commonly served as a cure to constipation.

I was constipating this morning so I went down to Chang's for some Chinese. Fifteen minutes later, it was mudslide in paradise!

by cliffsiderock August 24, 2009

Chinese

a language that asian people use all the time. Most non-asians think all they say is ching ching chong chong.

Non-Asian: Hey, you Chinese?
Asian: ching ching chong chong

by Arti_CreepYT April 15, 2017

Chinese

The greatest human race in existance. Before so it was the Atlantians, however Atlantians got help from aliens. The Chinese are most famous for simply being champions.

Police Officer: Hey you know how fast you were going?
Chinese Man: Hey man fuck you I am chinese I can do whatever I want!

Polceman: Oh fuck I am sorry, please forgive my Ignorance master! Allow me to lick your shoes clean!

by Daniel Lim July 16, 2008

Chinese

The Ching Chong language

Mr Hung speaks Chinese. He goes Ching chong

by Dirtstepper March 28, 2017

Chinese

People from a wonderful culture in asia. Unfortunately there are people like anti-rascism that make racist comments. So why is his name anti-rascism when he's being the exact opposite?

Ni hao ma? Wo hen hao.

by Dominique April 18, 2005

Chinese

Jemand der sehr gut in Mathe ist und in den anderen Fächern (meist fremdsprachen oder naturwssenschaften) eher schlecht ist

A:"Max ist ein chinese"
B:"Echt?"
A:"Ja, in mathe schreibt er immer 1sen in Spanisch aber meist nur 4ren oder 5en

by DerDictator September 28, 2017

Chinese

A phrase used to describe a moment or situation that has gone/went absolutely haywire.

“You know that trip to Alaska went absolutely Chinese!”

by RAFFAIRY193 April 14, 2022