chimputer

A hybrid of chimp and computer, a chimputer is a machine that behaves badly, especially one that had previously operated well, until some attack or catastrophic error that requires the attention of an administrator or a security investigator. Possibly a result of mishearing or misunderstanding, the variant "chumputer" is also occasionally encountered.

Man, I had a gigaquad box this morning, but after that power surge, it's just a chimputer.

CodeSculptor, you've got a chimputer after that breach -- you need a good Security Monkey.

Sit back, I'll drive, I know how to swing a chimputer.

by Ernie Cordell April 20, 2007

Chimpstiffy

1. What a monkey gets when he is sexually stimulated.
2. A primate's boner

"Dude did you see that monkey at the zoo? He had a chimpstiffy!"

by Jack117 April 28, 2010

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

chipmusic

commodore64 music. All the sounds are generated from the SID-chip.
Modern chips has to be either a SID or a module (see module) using 4 channels, and only sinuswave-like sounds.
Nintendo 8bit music is chipmusic for instance.

Dude, this chipmusic r0x dah house. I know. Its sweet.

by red_powerranger March 6, 2003

chimpastical

This word means the same thing as "trippy" except it is used to describe something that happens when someone isn't high. When something sounds or looks so wierd and amazing that it seems it can't be described chimpastical is the word to use. This word was originated from a noise made in a techno song.

The noise playing in the background of that song is chimpastical.

by Ogre TG CR July 25, 2006

chompus

The person on the ball-receiving end of a teabag from a whompus.

See Whompus to get a better viewpoint.

HOLY FUCK!!! Yesterday that whompus turned me into a chompus while I was asleep!!!

by John Bolinshey May 6, 2008

link chimps

Stupid ass shit Nicki Minaj says when she needs to rhyme.

"Pussy game still cold, we don't get minks for that
When I'm poppin' them bananas, we don't link chimps for that"

by Kyno1 March 27, 2017