chimpanic

A group of loud, wild, clueless young men who in the midst of a weekend party cause destruction.

The dorm's elevators don't work due to the chimpanic on the third floor.

by untitled user October 16, 2005

The Chimpanzee

A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.

Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane

by mypeenfat August 16, 2020

Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.

Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.

The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013

chimpanyeesus

The king of chimpanzees

The king chimpanyeesus was flexing on the peasants with his saucy fitted

by Blout_Bod September 22, 2017

chimpanzee

a stabbing tool

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
"K"
-Texting

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020