chimo van

A child molester's van with puppies and hard candy in the back that he lures small children into.

When the man drove by in his chimo van, he solicited us with puppies and candy with the hope for us to get in the back for a ride.

by Ivanna Humbaflot July 3, 2006

chimo horn

Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendtion of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.

This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.

Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!

(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)

Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!

by The Rory September 7, 2008

Chico Water

Burnett's vodka. The most common alcoholic beverage in Chico because we're all broke college students. Comes in 37 flavors including things like pumpkin spice and watermelon. Will get you fucked up.

Hey I'm gonna go buy some Chico water!
That Chico water did me dirty last night, I blacked out!

by whiskeybitch October 17, 2014

chibog

chibog or tsibog

A Filipino slang word that means "eat" or something to eat (such as a meal).

Inverted, it becomes bogchi (also slang).

"It's time to CHIBOG!!"
"Let's chibog man!"
"What's your chibog?" (What's your meal?)

by yourasiancollegestudent February 21, 2017

Chemorrhoid

A believer in the 'chemtrails' hoax who refuses to acknowledge established science while relying totally on YouTube for information. Identifiable by calling those who point out scientific reality names like "troll", "shill" and "disinformation agent".

That guy who is afraid of clouds and thinks the government is spraying everyone with poison in plain view is a real chemorrhoid.

by Lizoir August 26, 2013

Chamochez

A mexican barber that specializes in head shaving.

I got my head shaved, by a chamochez, it wasn't easy but nothing is.

by Iknewit323 January 9, 2019

chamon

the joining of the words "come" and "on", popularized by the great Michael Jackson. An early example appears in the song "BAD", from the album, "BAD"; "cha'mon, get on me..."

"hey you guys, cha'mon with those change orders!!"

by anthony March 23, 2005