A college credit class taken by high school students during the latter years (junior or senior, usually). The class reviews a set number of pre-defined topics by the College Board. The test is formulated by a very devious and malevolent group of individuals who masquerade under the common name Educational Testing Service, or ETS. The sole purpose of this group is to devise a monstrous 3-hour examination composed of two sections, each worth 50% of the test-taker's grade.
Section I - 90 minutes
75 Multiple Choice Questions
Section II - 95 minutes
Part A - 55 minutes
- 3 problems
Part B - 40 minutes
- 2 essay questions
- 1 chemical reactions question
Each free response question will normally be composed of 5-7 subquestions in the form of 1)a, 1)b, 1)c, 1)d, 1)e... Each subquestion will be worded in a cruelly confusing manner and require the test taker to scramble frantically through his/her sheet of common chemical equations before, upon realizing that the equation is either not listed or discovering that he/she doesn't know how to use the equation, bursting into inconsolable tears. Studies show that that this is a common reaction. Stay calm, smile at the proctor, pick up your pencil, and write THIS IS SPARTA across the available space.
Section I - 90 minutes
75 Multiple Choice Questions
Section II - 95 minutes
Part A - 55 minutes
- 3 problems
Part B - 40 minutes
- 2 essay questions
- 1 chemical reactions question
Each free response question will normally be composed of 5-7 subquestions in the form of 1)a, 1)b, 1)c, 1)d, 1)e... Each subquestion will be worded in a cruelly confusing manner and require the test taker to scramble frantically through his/her sheet of common chemical equations before, upon realizing that the equation is either not listed or discovering that he/she doesn't know how to use the equation, bursting into inconsolable tears. Studies show that that this is a common reaction. Stay calm, smile at the proctor, pick up your pencil, and write THIS IS SPARTA across the available space.
What NOT to write on the AP Chemistry Exam
Johnny was a Chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
Johnny was a Chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
by that insane AP student May 8, 2008
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After that first organic chemistry test Little Billy decided that a degree in chemistry wasn't worth it.
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Someone who listens to music by My Chemical Romance because they like the music and/or like the lyrics. Not to be confused with a poser, who is someone who likes MCR because they think certain band members are hot. Often posers like the album 'The Black Parade'. However there are MCR fans who consider this their favorite album by the band but that like the other albums as well and respect the opinions of other people who have a different choice for their favorite MCR album
My Chemical Romance Fan 1 - I thought that Danger Days was the best. S.I.N.G. was a brilliant song. There was so much emotion
MCR poser 1 - What? What's Danger Days? My Chemical Romance have one amazing album, The Black Parade. And Gerard was so hot with blond hair!
MCR fan 2- I loved the Black Parade! It's my favourite! But I have to say, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge has some amazing tracks!
MCR poser 1 - What? What's Danger Days? My Chemical Romance have one amazing album, The Black Parade. And Gerard was so hot with blond hair!
MCR fan 2- I loved the Black Parade! It's my favourite! But I have to say, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge has some amazing tracks!
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Albums:
I Brought you My Bullets, You Brought me your love(2002)
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge (2004)
The Black Parade (2006)
Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (2010)
Albums:
I Brought you My Bullets, You Brought me your love(2002)
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge (2004)
The Black Parade (2006)
Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (2010)
My Chemical Romance is freakin' amazing. They are not evil; I am a Christian, but I still like to rock!
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