Cheesetooth

Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.

Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)

Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!

by BirdMamma December 12, 2010

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cheesephyxiation

The inability to breathe due to over indulgence with cheese, particularly "goat" gouda. However, this condition has been noted to occur after ingestion of any type of amazing European cheese. Symptoms include sudden memory lapse such as forgetting your name, incessant craving for more cheese and psychosis that manifests in a renewed outlook in life. Cheesephyxiated individuals often say, "This-is-the best-cheese-i've-ever-eaten-in-my-life!!!"

Oh man! I think I'm suffering from cheesephyxiation!

by trustedscientist October 14, 2012

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CheeseWheel

When a person's dick is relatively short in length but the width is phenomenal. Usually the width is at least 4 times the lengths. A synonym for CheeseWheel is panty wetter.

You oughta seen this guy, his dick was 2 inches long but like a foot long, like a CheeseWheel!!!

by eric_howie May 22, 2014

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Cheesewhack

The extreme obliteration of an opponent in a video game, usually involving tactics that require a lesser skill level than the opponent.

That guys with no skill cheesewhacked me so hard. I deserve a better ELO than him!

by realCheesewhack June 3, 2017

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cheesetarian

Someone who pretty much just eats cheese. Typically a vegetarian, although not a vegan.

Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.

by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018

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