Cheez It

A.) When a guy with a serious std infection splooges off colored puke like semen all over a girls chest then rubs his wang in it.

B.) When a woman is riding a man and she has a yeast infection, everything mixes together and it looks like a disgusting cheez it.

C.) A really good cheddar cracker with a lot of salt on it.

Bob squealed like a bitch when he realized he was given a Cheez It by Petra.

by The Artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer October 5, 2006

Cheez-it

A snack food created to feed the gerbils that are anally inserted into homosexuals.

OOO I can feel my gerbil scurry around in my small intestine, I thinks it hungry for a cheez-it!!!

by jayzee1 June 21, 2011

cheez-it

term of endearment for someone who you are close with.

axp refers to sws as her cheez-it.

by lovebug1518 March 16, 2009

The Cheez-it

After eating a cheesy substance, a girl is fingered. Therefore her vagina is infested with cheese.

Oh, man, Marni got the cheez-it last night.

by P_Rick December 8, 2007

Cheez-It

A person you enjoy almost as much as the baked cheesy snack cracker itself.

Look there's Cheez-It.

Right right. He's suck a cracker.

by joy powder February 21, 2017

Cheez-it

noun used to refer to a partially White, partially Asian person, based on the fact that they are a cracker, but are not white

You fucking mixed-race Cheez-it, nobody loves you!

Nobody likes burnt Cheez-its, so you should stop roasting me.

by NotUpSideDown November 13, 2017

Cheez-It Holda

Someone who gots all the Marijuana.

Yo Cheez-It Holda pass me one.

by BlueSeaViper February 16, 2019