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cheapass

One who would rather eat fast food then spend the extra buck for some real food.
Timmah is such a cheapass he wont spend the extra buck to go to coccoas. Now we have to eat fast food and die.
by Roug August 8, 2005
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cheapest team in the world

The San Antonio Spurs of the NBA.

No other team of players in any sport has been assembled in the history of mankind that approaches the cheapness factor of the San Antonio Spurs.
Hey Ed, did you see the cheapest team in the world last night? They beat the New Orleans Hornets after getting 15 straight ref calls in their favor.

The cheapest team in the world consists of "grab your balls" Bruce Bowen, cheap shot Rob Horry, "little French fucker" Tony Parker - the shittiest rapper in the world, Tim "I should be punched in the face every time I hit one off glass" Duncan, Manu "I just flail my arms and foul every person with the ball on defense but never get called for it" Ginobli, and a bunch of other notable cheap bastards that should be all hit with bats for being so cheap.
by P-Rog May 9, 2008
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Chatless One

A gorgeous hunk who owns noobs and likes to eat brownies.
Dude, your dog is such a Chatless One.
by Gigglethighs June 8, 2009
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Cheapersons

A family that travels on an extreme budget, going as far as getting free accomodations by pretending to be interested in a time share.
Son - Aww Dad, do we have to sit through ANOTHER mandatory presentation??
Father - Yes son, but hopefully this one will be less than 4 hours and we will get to the beach before dark today! Chin up, bud, we're the Cheapersons! This whole trip is costing us less than 200 bucks!
by MJohnsonD July 12, 2018
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Cheapies

When you get spank bank material from the actions of another person.
A) Man, when Chelsea twerked me and jiggled them titties, I got my cheapies!

B) This morning Tracy at the office had to get something out of the bottom drawer in her miniskirt. Man, I got my cheapies!
by Minge the Merciless January 15, 2020
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chiplessness

A heady mix of the disappointment, relief, guilt and hunger felt when unwittingly dipping your hand into a bag of chips, only to find you already finished the bag.
I was engrossed in my TV show, when all of a sudden I was struck by a pang of chiplessness
by Eternally Rockin November 24, 2020
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cheapness

When someone tells you something out of utter boredum
by Sim_freek November 5, 2004
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