Chuffer

When used in conjunction with nob means guzzler.

See nob-chuffer.

Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob December 2, 2003

Chuffer

A homosexual.

Possibly derived from "to chuf on a cigar".

Is you boss gay?

Yeah, Tom's a full-on Chuffer.

by Etherial Moiety April 5, 2010

Chuffer

A chuffer is a females vigana in slang form.You'd say chuffer to the female species if you would like them to show you there chuffer.

Oi you, get your chuffer out.

by Grimmy March 1, 2005

Chuffer

Another word to describe a woman's genitalia.

No exact reason how the name came to this meaning, So it probably just sounded right.

Yo this bathroom smells like Chuffers on a hot day.

Pull your pants up, i can see your chuffer.

by Pansypants October 15, 2008

chauffriend

Noun:
The title assigned to the friend that will be responsible for driving you around until you get your license back from your DUI.

Verb:

The act of driving you around until you get your license back from your DUI.

Even though Amy had girls' night out planned, she still had to chauffriend Gary to the VFW.

by brick by brick January 22, 2010

chuffer

A Chuffer is a sad old git. A bit over weight due to beer, hangs out in dodgy bars, prone to boring anyone in ear shot.

Excellent examples of of the chuffer can be found in the Old China Hand Pub in Wan Chai Hong Kong.

by Singapore chuffer December 28, 2005

Chuffer

A vent to atmosphere for steam or other gas used in a chemical plant or refinery.

Hey Clem, do you see any steam coming out of the chuffer?

by John April 25, 2003