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Charity Chuckle

When somebody cracks a painfully bad or awkward joke and you throw out a quick little laugh to avoid the awkwardness.
Dude, stephen had the worst racist joke, i gave a charity chuckle so it wouldn't be awkward.
by Jiff Ratchet November 23, 2010
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charity wipe

Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.
I took a dump an hour ago that was so greasy that now I have to do a charity wipe.
by Micah A. March 15, 2008
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Chariyah

Chariyah is a beautiful queen , she ain’t scared of nobody , she crazy , funny and loyal ! She loves her bf and she got some good friends ! She is a real one (she a keeper )!💖😗😘
Chariyah is very loyal to jayleen
by Riyah12 August 20, 2018
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Charity Orgasm

An orgasm which is given out of an uncomfortable sense of duty; much like parting with small change when confronted with a bucket shaking Salvation Army worker. You don't want to give it, but you'll be made to feel a total shit if you don't.

Here is a typical example of a circumstance that requires such a donation. Your partner has been moaning all the livelong day about their appearance. Words like "obese", "disgusting", "hideous" and "gross" have been used so often and so emphatically that, despite yourself, you genuinely begin to agree. Then the obligatory "You're so gorgeous, I can't keep my hands off you" sex that was meant to assure them they're hot has become an act of charity, with you performing deeds that you would rather not share with someone who has half convinced you they're a troll.
He closed his eyes and thought of Beyoncé whilst making his charity orgasm donation to his long term "fat", "rancid" and "skanky" girlfriend.
by MagickDio October 15, 2010
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Charidee

charidee is one of the most caring and sweetest people you will ever meet. she will always pick up the one phone when you need her, and always be there to help you through tough situations. she gives the best advice and always knows how to respond to text messages and is very wise. charidee is very loyal to her friends and family and won’t let anything change that. if you meet a charidee definitely don’t let her go because if you do, you’ll be making the biggest mistake of your life. she’s the type that will laugh and cry with you. she’s just a person to always have by your side because she’s the best person you’ll ever meet
girl charidee has the best advice!
by happybunny22 May 19, 2020
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Charity

Charity is just a girl who wants people to understand and love her. She has gone through many things in her life and is ready to feel wanted. She is a fairly attractive girl with a huge heart. She is passionate for the things she love and do. Charity is probably one of the best things you could ask for in your life because she understand.
Person 1: Are you alright?
Charity: Yeah, I’m just fine. But really, how are you?
Person 1: Thank you for asking..I have really been down in the dumps lately and...
by eggkid May 31, 2020
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Charity Worker

Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.
I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.

My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020
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