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Charmin Stew

The result of not flushing a liquid poop. It mixes with the Charmin toilet paper, and thickens like a stew.
Oh man, I forgot to flush my crap this morning. It made a mean Charmin stew
by Charmin Man December 15, 2020
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charmayne

Omg look at her she totally a charmayne
by loveing_you_is_my_drug January 28, 2015
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Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.
"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"
by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008
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Carmine

Carmine is a crazy, loveable, caring, cute guy who gets in trouble a lot but when we wants to he can be really sweet and kindhearted. Everyone should have a friend/boyfriend named Carmine. I love him with all of my heart. If you don’t have a Carmine in your life you need to get one.
Girl 1- “Wow is that Carmine?”
Girl 2- “Yeah isn’t he just the cutest?”
by Carmine’s girl July 17, 2018
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squeeze the charmin

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.
by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006
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prince charming complex

when a woman is always looking for the "one". she will spend her entire life looking for that guy, and never find him. she expects all the goods and will lose out in alot of good relasionships because her expectations are too high. she will test, and tease in order to find
a woman with prince charming complex will meet a man, and date him for awhile, assesing his strengths and weaknesses, teasing him to test his limits, then if he makes one mistake, she will isolate herself from him, and go on, looking for mister right
by linalamour November 25, 2007
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Charmin

When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.

Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.
Girl with fat ass walks by.

Guys: CHARMIN!
by Bennehftw May 27, 2021
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