Channing Tatum

Cullman County, Alabama born - Mississippi raised boy.
From Glenville, West Virginia State College Football Player to Model now Actor.
Good looking, now trade marked for his shaved head and impressively sculputed body ( not to mention jaw )

A : Have you seen Step Up?
B : No... Y?
A : There's this Guy... Channing something........ he's incredibly hot
B : ... Wide jaw?
A : ...yeah? Y?

B : Channing Tatum, and no I haven't
A : then ...
B : She's the Man, Duke Orsino
A : OOOOOOOO... You know he could be a model
B : haha... funny you should mention that...

by 0486 June 7, 2007

Channing Frye'd

When you have a W6 and you're about to win a free fifth but you go against the almighty Channing Frye and he makes a clutch trey to win the game causing you to choke.

Shit, I'm never going against the Suns again. I'm tired of getting Channing Frye'd!

by LeBronisGod April 1, 2010

channing girl

a rich north London girl who often says 'basically' or 'literally' unnecessarily in a sentence. Usually gets driven to school in a Range Rover because of her heavy Michael Kors bag and swears by the flapjack diet.

A: 'is that a channing girl?'
B: 'yeah you can tell by the Michael Kors bag and shit uniform'

by planetofthegrapes May 15, 2016

Channing Tatum

A tight wrinkly schmorgishborg of bacterial infection on the genitals.
Symptoms included: drippy dick, mould spores and gangnam stile

That bitch I hole banged last night gave me a vicious Channing Tatum

I tried the Dick Soak Method and it gave me Channing Tatum

I got real dick burn happenin!! I think my Tatum is Channed

by Jiggle me dick May 2, 2013

Channing Tatums

Tater tots smothered in chipotle and served smashed, via a hammer (to exemplify how retarded Channing Tatum is).

Dude, I could go for some Channing Tatums right now.

by theretardedchef March 21, 2011

channing tatum

Actor who appeared in movies such as Coach Carter, She's The Man, and Step Up. As sad as this makes me, Channing is bisexual, and said he has been in relationships with men before.

Did you see that new movie Step Up? Channing Tatum is in it.

by Alexxi August 21, 2006

Channing Tatum

A very ugly man who makes your eyeballs want to bleed.

P1: Who is Channing Tatum?

P2: Check the definition on urban dictionary

by Fiona rosesky April 14, 2020