CFL

Clueless, Friendly, and Lagging. A friend whose heart is in the right place, but can be brainless and does not know half of what is going on, oftentimes dimwitted and mentally slow in social situations. They are slow to pick up social cues, but are still a true friend in the end and just sometimes needing help finding their way.

" My old friend, Johnny, is such a CFL at the party yesterday, I had to constantly repeat myself on where we are going! "

by MicheLin restaurant May 30, 2022

CFL

The football league consisted of wash outs from the NFL with some Arena League and no name NCAA players thrown in the mix.

The CFL is to the NFL what TNA is to WWE.

by TybaltDaGoon July 13, 2022

CFL - constable for life!

CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!

"CFL - constable for life!"

Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?

Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...

Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"

Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!

Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life

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by winnipegdude March 13, 2013

Cfly

Someone with a sarcastic and immature sense of humor. Often incrediblly good looking that gets with all the girls. Will often use the terms "poop" and "shipoopi." May have red hair.

Chris: I took a green shipoopi last night

Dirty Joe: Your such a Cfly

by DJXR35 June 6, 2010

CFLP

CFLP = Cock Flavored Lollipop.
Term is used to describe something or someone that is extremely useless or has no function.

Blinky said that Internet Explorer is as useless as a CFLP (Cock flavored lollipop) in comparison to Mozilla Firefox.

by Senor Blinky November 26, 2007

CFlanch

Tuff guy. Hot shot. Ladies Man. Sexy as hell, yet soft as a marshmallow. Says the most cheesiest pickup lines, but the most romantic quotes. Can make any girl fall on her knees, if he really wanted to. Trys way too hard, but succeeds way to much. Has a way of making every awkward moment hilarious. When he kisses you, he makes you feel beautiful and on top of the world. on top of all the other girls. The other girls are jealous to see you be with him. When he calls you a name like "cute", you automatically want him more.. kinda like a magnet. Not just cause of his looks, but cause of his bad-boy personality. He has such a light loving touch, its addictive. He has a clever way of persuading you to do things, feel things even when you're not suppose to feel them. He has a way to blow your heart up with confusion, and love. A way to get something he wants back. CFlanch is the most incredible person you will ever meet, if you really know him. When hes away, you really fuckin miss this kid.

CFlanch is like: Jar of pickles
Sex
Chocolate
Roller coaster
Sex
Jesus
Devil
Sex

by YButch August 1, 2011

Cflan

Doing a cflan
Having a perm and being a bottler in the final third

Cflan was a bottler yet again at the ghaeltacht

by Rob ferry February 23, 2022