CFlanch

Tuff guy. Hot shot. Ladies Man. Sexy as hell, yet soft as a marshmallow. Says the most cheesiest pickup lines, but the most romantic quotes. Can make any girl fall on her knees, if he really wanted to. Trys way too hard, but succeeds way to much. Has a way of making every awkward moment hilarious. When he kisses you, he makes you feel beautiful and on top of the world. on top of all the other girls. The other girls are jealous to see you be with him. When he calls you a name like "cute", you automatically want him more.. kinda like a magnet. Not just cause of his looks, but cause of his bad-boy personality. He has such a light loving touch, its addictive. He has a clever way of persuading you to do things, feel things even when you're not suppose to feel them. He has a way to blow your heart up with confusion, and love. A way to get something he wants back. CFlanch is the most incredible person you will ever meet, if you really know him. When hes away, you really fuckin miss this kid.

CFlanch is like: Jar of pickles
Sex
Chocolate
Roller coaster
Sex
Jesus
Devil
Sex

CFlanch by YButch August 1, 2011

Clanch 

The art of aggresively using your kegel muscles.

Alicia had to hold in a queef so she clanched so hard.

Clanch by chippy17 September 18, 2016

Clanch 

The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.

Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!

Clanch by Orson_Kart June 12, 2016

Josh Calanchie

Josh Calanchie's are the best! They are super sweet and caring, and smart. They are awesome people to hang around and are great friends! Josh Calanchie's are the type of people who will listen to you with an open mind set and will always try to make you feel better! They are loyal and trustworthy and can keep any secret and will always stick with you! Josh Calanchie's are very cute and are great boyfriends! They treat girls with respect and are romantic, they can make anyone laugh, and are really good at accents! Josh Calanchie's are halarious and will have you fall in love! <3

Girl 1 "Wow who is that over there?"
girl 2 "Oh him, thats Josh Calanchie!"

Josh Calanchie by carlsmister4 December 28, 2011

Clanch 

The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.

Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!

Clanch by Orson_Kart June 12, 2016

Clanchester 

A nickname for Manchester CT. At one point this nickname was applicable. However in the last few decades the minority population in the 06040 has skyrocketed and thus the name "Clanchester" is used by out of towners (but not to a resident of Manchester's face as we'd stab 'em) and in reference to the good old days when you could drive down Spruce Street without worrying about getting shot.

Stupid Dude from New Britain: Yo wanna go hang in Clanchester tonight? Shiz is goin' down I here!

Dude from Manchester: I am from there you tard! *STAB*

Dude 1: Man I wish I could walk down spruce street without getting robbed/stabbed/shot/raped.
Dude 2: Well this ain't Clanchester no more!

Clanchester by Nutmeggah October 8, 2011