cartouch

Noun: A project that sounds really good but can't do some of the functionality you claim it does

Verb: The act of making a project look and sound really good but it doesn't actually work

Your project was a cartouch.

I cartouched my hackathon project, it was supposed to be able to unlock a car from a thumbprint but it actually can't do jack shit.

by New Gamer March 10, 2019

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Cartoon Network

America's excuse for fucking up anime with editing. If Japanese kids can see Sailor Moon's tits everyday after school why can't we?

by master shake May 13, 2003

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The Demented Cartoon Movie

A very funny internet cartoon involving stick figures that are always getting killed by different spontaneous misfortunes.

The Demented Cartoon Movie is about even less than Seinfeld.

by gold dust May 18, 2005

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the people on facebook that insist on putting up a picture with tons of different superlatives on it and then tag each and everyone of their friends as one of the superlatives. These superlatives normally consist of some type of cartoon show to go with it. The cartoons are primarily characters out of South Park or Little Miss Sunshine.

OMG did you see? Becky is such cartoon tagger, she tagged me as "the Ginger"? MY HAIR IS CLEARLY STRAWBERRY BLONDE.

by tapthatasschuckbass March 2, 2009

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Cartoonaboo

A cartoon obsessed person. He treats good at his/her opinion cartoons like the Second coming of Jesus and bad cartoons as The Horrible Abomination of mankind. Also they have poor grammar and inability to take logical criticism.

MarcosPower96 is a cartoonaboo

by nikgutendorf October 11, 2017

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