Diamondwood Celebration

the act of ejaculating while having Diamond wood

"I had a Diamondwood celebration on Lisa's face last night."

by The swagenator April 18, 2008

celebrian

Either:
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.

"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)

by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007

celebdr

An amazing shifting account on tiktok that is obsessed with Emma Watson and hold a lot of shifting advice, ideas, experience, many others. if you ever need any shifting advice go to them.

Person 1: hey! have you heard of @celebdr on tiktok?
Person 2:yeah! she's helped me a lot with shifting and everything.
Person 1 :She's amazing.

by @fionashifts aka your bsf :P July 14, 2021

Mad Horny Calob Humanoid

A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!

Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!

by Mad Horny Calob Humanoid January 4, 2017

food celebration

A song someone sings when they are very hungry and about to eat. The song expresses the excitement that the food will provide when ingested.

Mark - "Food food food food food food food food"
John - "wtf was that, a food celebration?"

by Mark O August 24, 2007

Celebation

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

celebration sex

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.

It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.

by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014