A talentless low level celebrity whose social status is either solely parasitic, or purely dependant on what they are willing to do or 'get out' for the cameras.
Proving herself to be a complete celebretard, despite laws prohibiting such Jordan got topless on a Maldivian beach.
by Bette Noir June 26, 2009
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1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
by Badfic Addict January 8, 2009
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The curious practice where a celebrity takes a vow of voluntary celibacy. Usually taken by brooding male rock stars like Rivers Cuomo and Morrissey.
I don't know why you'd practice celebracy when you could get any screaming teenage groupie you wanted.
by Ben Frey May 17, 2006
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"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."
by The Urinator5010 October 23, 2008
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"Ken Jennings--you know, the Mormon computer-programmer celebrinerd who, beginning in 2004, rattled off a record-breaking 74-game Jeopardy! winning streak."
by Cynthia The Lemur September 19, 2006
Get the celebrinerd mug.A play on the word "brah" (a not-so-polite slang reffering to hippie jamband fans), celebrahty refers to notorious characters in the jamband scene who have become (negatively, positevely, or comedically) semifamous due to photos and/or gossip being spread on jamband message boards such as phantasytour.com and phishhook. Some past celebrahties have been Flutegirl, Hooper Stephan, Kon, Frogger, OTK, and the one, the only, Wook 17.
Celebrahties are the jamband cousins to such internet phenenoms such as Angry Mosh Girl, Star Wars Kid, and Amanda Wenk.
Celebrahties are the jamband cousins to such internet phenenoms such as Angry Mosh Girl, Star Wars Kid, and Amanda Wenk.
Dude, I totally saw Wook 17 during that sick Tweezer jam at Red Rocks; he's such a celebrahty.
I swear if I ever catch Flutegirl playing flute near me at a show, I'll shove that flute up her ass.
I swear if I ever catch Flutegirl playing flute near me at a show, I'll shove that flute up her ass.
by bubo January 26, 2006
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by shnarf May 26, 2008
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