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Ceiling Painter 

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.
My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?
Ceiling Painter by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

ceiling piledriver 

to be hit in the head by a falling ceiling fixture
Dudez: Damn, I wish my boss will get a ceiling piledriver just because he's a bitch!

R to the MA: YEAH! He just erlthomed me too!

Ceiling Fan 

A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan
"You are being a showoff, ceiling fan"
Ceiling Fan by somerandomcat February 1, 2017

Ceiling josh 

A tipical homo that likes to perv in on peoples "play time"
"ceiling josh is watching you masterbate"

or

"oh i wish i had the skills of a ceiling josh"
Ceiling josh by J2thebizzle January 15, 2008

ceiling phone 

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.
Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!
ceiling phone by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011

ceiling'd 

Hot chick:"OMG you super sexy and pog!"
Basement dweller:"OMG im ceiling'd!"
ceiling'd by Bruh_Thunder March 15, 2021