spiritual castration

permanently cleansing your inner hoe

Roshan: "I don't want to date a potato."
Anna: "Roshan, don't be a hoe. You need spiritual castration."

by ayyyelamo October 18, 2016

Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.

by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018

Castration

Castration- to castrate (verb). To remove the male genitalia. To chop off your dick. What happens when you get married.

"Tomorrow's my wedding day, and I'm gonna get some castration!"

by anti-pro-moe February 9, 2012

castration

the end result to most hindu mythology

"...and then as punishment, his left nut fell off."

by lucy May 8, 2005

self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

New Castrati

A liberal man who whines in a feminine pitch about the woes of the politcal left

The smog isn't that bad, quit sounding New Castrati ...

by illithid29 November 18, 2010

castration

What women do to men when they marry them. Also see whipped.

The reason he looks so pathetic is because the stupid bastard got married and succumbed to castration by that shrew bitch of a wife.

by analfucker July 3, 2006