cattywampus vagina

When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.

“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.

by Ginabob420 October 23, 2018

Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

This most awesome person truly stood by the definition of Awesomesauce. So,as an honour, the title upgraded to ASCS.

AwesomeSauce you’re now “The Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce”

by PaastaSauce May 19, 2021

Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

An awe-inspiring person, sharing heritage of an AwesomeSauce, but developing intoxicating influences of high traces of Awesomeness and forcing the author to upgrade the title.

AwesomeSauce came back home as Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

by PaastaSauce June 14, 2021

Cattywhompus

Off-kilter, odd, disorderly, not quite right, bizarre.

When I take a shower right before bed, my hair is all cattywhompus when I wake up.

by J. J. Carroll January 2, 2009

cattywumpus

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

cattywompus

crooked; lopsided or askew.

"That picture frame is cattywompus."

by SweetTea56 February 10, 2008

catywampus

Catywampus is a southern colloquialism that means off-kilter or unexpected.

That clock is all catywampus, effin thing runs backwards half the time.

by BarberStiles February 19, 2010