MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

casterbator

1. the stimulation of ones own ego for self gratifiacation via a wecast

2. one who is a narcissistic (and possibly an exhibitionist) fucktard that desperately engages in the activity of lifecasting

verb form of one who casterbates

Aaron- Did you see that jerk off life casting on Justin TV last night?

Mike- Yeah, he was a total casterbator.

by DL33t! September 8, 2009

Cliterbate

(Verb) - An action performed by a female, due to the lack of male genitals, to stimulate the sexual response of ones body. This action can be performed by one's self or with the help of hand-held devices.

Sally, lacking male companionship on her day off, stays at home and cliterbates to Mr. Rodgers and SNL (What a weird bitch, right?)

by Tarkster April 19, 2009

crasterbation

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

chasturbate

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)

I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

by Surazal February 1, 2004

Castrate

Cutting off a guys balls

im going to castrate you you and shove them down your throat

by lostinyaloveee February 16, 2017