cassius, a heartbreaker and a faker. cassius may seem like a big hearted guy but on the inside all he wants is sex and his his ex. once apon a time cassius loved pickles but he made sure there was always a pickle in his mouth real or FAKE. he wants to be famous for juggling but all that man can juggle is chicks. cassius has a small schlong but tries to act like its out of this universe. he wants to be a astronaut but up in space all he got is his big ego. i wanna destroy that penis. he may act straight but everyone knows hes actually going pansexual. he may be good at irish dancing but i wish i could tell you he didnt break hearts. he acts popular but nobody likes him, he just stands there and talks smack about bitches and that big bunda. cassius is sus.
cassius.
cassius.
by hotmoms.comhmu July 13, 2022
Get the cassiusmug. Chad: Yo bro we haven't hungout in like a month what's going on?
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 20, 2023
Get the Dirty cassiusmug. To get one’s asshole licked. Apollo got a Cassius Huncho yesterday. This word is usually used by the homosexual community.
by Milker2201 June 21, 2023
Get the Cassius Hunchomug. A penis with a substantial curve to the left or right (Depending on the dominant hand) usually caused from obsessive and/or frequent masturbation. This primarily occurs in men who cannot get laid.
"Oh, he's definitely gotten himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."
by Thirst3 March 6, 2020
Get the Cassiusmug. by Gäy Cassius March 20, 2020
Get the Cassiusmug.