by bloodyknuxs October 20, 2008
Get the Carranza mug.Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.
Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"
by DanHalen August 21, 2013
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Friend 1 - Did you see Jamie at the weekend?
Friend 2 - No, what happened?
Friend 1 - Some guy was giving him jip and he ended up doing a carragher
Friend 2 - No, what happened?
Friend 1 - Some guy was giving him jip and he ended up doing a carragher
by nibbler2215 March 14, 2018
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That chick is a carrera... she has nice lips, and she's a great kisser
That guy is the oposite of carrera, he is sooooo bad at kissing, i was practically drowning!
That guy is the oposite of carrera, he is sooooo bad at kissing, i was practically drowning!
by pinkskull939 May 27, 2009
Get the Carrera mug.I was gonna ask if James could pick me up in his carpartment, but I realized that he was too busy sleeping in it.
by Dan Sharfin December 20, 2005
Get the Carpartment mug.Ripping ass while wearing your CarHart bibs, bendover or move and you get a whiff of your putrid fart.
Billy was working in the shop and dropped a load. Bent over to pick up a wrench and gave himself a CarFart.
by Dirty Doyle October 14, 2011
Get the CarFart mug.When you are making out with a girl and you pull out your penis and tell a girl she can suck it if she wants to.
by SPelletier April 13, 2008
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