Carpe Peeum

The act of seizing the bathroom before someone else does.

"Hey Kevin, you'd better carpe peeum before my dad gets in there"

by Courtneycakesduhhh June 10, 2010

carpe panem

A Latin Root, to SEIZE THE BREAD

"Lets name our clan "Carpe Panem" because we seize the bread."

by ofernai June 15, 2020

Street Carp

1. Carp, a fish you would not want to eat. Therefore 'Street Carp' is a female that is nasty and not worth eating or touching.

2.Ratchet or homeless people

-The women here are nothing but street carp.

-All this street carp, where's the prime sushi.

by Pepperson_lead September 29, 2014

Carp crotch

Term used when a Womans vagina is unkept and uncleansed. Pertaining to a fishy and otherwise untollerable odor.

Related words: funk snatch

I went down on Debbie last night and had to swallow my own puke because of her carp crotch

by Allseeinian May 13, 2010

Sky Carp

Canadian geese that won't leave town in the winter (or have become non-migratory) and deposit their small dog sized green shit all over the grass in the park and other public places. A nuisance, like carp in the water, over-breeding and generally fucking up habitat.

The sky carp set up a turd gauntlet on the bike path.

by Jay Langley January 19, 2010

Carpe noctem

Latin for 'seize the night.' Similar to work hard, play hard, people who live by this philosophy usually have a demanding job, study and/or other responsibilities, which take up most of their day. At night, however, they become party animals and have the time of their lives.

Dude1: Hey bro, let's ditch class and get high.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.

by Kira, god of the new world April 13, 2014

Carpe Sexus

Seize the Sex.

Liz: I find this man very attractive, and not Canadian.
Sarah McNasty: Carpe Sexus.
Liz: For sure.
-High five-

by Sarah McNasty September 2, 2009