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chuckin the corndog

by BOB the COB February 28, 2007
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cairndog

-noun 1. (m) a wild breed of dog of Scottish dog, canis scot magnis penis, with a unique online gaming style, identified by it's unusually large penis and the affliction of having a form of Tourette's syndrome known as 'Seafarer's Tourettes. Kind, loving, fond of kittens and a true friend to all fellow Guardians. If ever realised in human form it he would surely be awesome and fellow man's best friend. Difficult to type gamertags, in particular inclusive of underscores, can bring out savage rage in this particular animal and shoule be avoided.
Thank god we had a Cairndog in our fireteam otherwise we may have lost that fight, I just wish he'd stop humping my leg, torso, neckerchief and ceiling fan with the vigour that should only be reserved for the most deprived form of sex pest.
by Cairndog June 6, 2016
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carnography

It's like when you watch people be naked and do very naughty stuff but with cars instead
Bro 1: Bro, I found this new content on Pr0nhub dot com called carnography.

Bro 2: Bro, that's Cringe.
by Zenon Negative May 30, 2019
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wet corndog

When you stick your penis in pancake batter and then continue on with intercourse to a girl on her period.
I couldn't think of what Julie wanted for breakfast, so I gave her a wet corndog .
by Djustice18 November 27, 2016
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corndog'r

A male who takes it up the ass.
Me and Jane road the tunnel of love,
but Jim and Eric road the tunnel of fudge!
Eric's been a corndog'r since he was knee high. His ass is red'r than a summer sunset!
by Dylan(RAWDAWGN)Leveille January 5, 2009
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Accidental Corndog

When, as a woman attempts to smoothly transition from kissing a man to giving him oral sex, the man's erect penis momentarily snags in her belly button. Depending on the force of the accidental corndogging, the receiver may suffer gastronomical distress similar to that which follows the consumption of literal corn dogs.

See also: Accidental Titty Fuck, Belly Buttonjob
When Mary tried to follow up a birthday kiss with a birthday blowjob she snagged her belly button on Peter's peter, causing an Accidental Corndog.
by dick7 April 15, 2013
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Guilty Corndog

The act of falling asleep after performing anal, and failing to clean up. Then, waking up with dried fecal matter encrusting your member.
I woke up with a guilty corndog after last night's adventure.
by CarnifexDemon June 26, 2018
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