Noun: Any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking David Caruso of CSI: Miami.
Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.
Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.
Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.
Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.
CSI: Miami always opens with a Carusoism.
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*
by Scott Jund, Casey Leister, DJ Hawkes, Mike Nickler July 1, 2008
Get the Carusoism mug.A man who thinks he's a comedian because he rehashes unfunny versions of jokes he stole from other comedians.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
Bill, "Hey look! Mind of Mencia is on! Carlos is so funny because he says things that are supposed to really offend people!"
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
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3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus
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Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.
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Look dude! That group of guys in this video are giving each other the California Carousel!
Person 1: I really want to ride a California Carousel
Person 2: My friends and I will help you!
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Person 2: My friends and I will help you!
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