caledonia

Yes it is small town Michigan, rural, but not backward. They have had continuous updating to the city limit sign(s). Originally on same pole, and sign read; enter leave, enter leave as it swung in the wind, BUT, now there are two signs marking the village boundries and is a convient place to hang a hammock. A 1957 graduate of H.S. says you'll have fond mememories 60yrs from now.

If the smell of cow dung has your nostrils yearning for relief, Your in Caledonia, Michigan

by BOB ROWLAND February 11, 2005

Caledonia

Tiny little town in Northern Mississippi that has a terrible football team, but a good band. Filled mostly with uptight hyper religious types, stoners, the reddest rednecks around, and military airmen, all sharing one goal: to get the fuck out of there.

Guy 1: "Hey man, where do you live?"
Guy 2: "Caledonia."
Guy 1: "Oh wow, man, I'm sorry for your torment."

by RC-Odin October 23, 2011

Cardon

An erection acquired whilst innocently travelling in a car.
Hardon + Car = Cardon

I cant get out of the car yet, I have a massive cardon

by danielsan74 May 17, 2011

caremongering

Deliberately offering assistance and acts of kindness during a time of public fear or alarm about a particular issue.

There is a lot of caremongering happening in Canada during the covid-19 pandemic.

by Intrinzik March 17, 2020

Cardon

Being sexually aroused by a car.

Seeing that Aston Martin on the road gave me a raging Cardon.

by DjCyric October 16, 2014

Craedon

A really nice and attractive boy that plays multiple sports. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Not one of the boys that catches your eye at first but once you get to know him, you begin to realize how sweet he is and that's all that matters.

Girl: Wow! He is so sweet. He must be a Craedon

by SecretAdmirer August 6, 2016

Caedon

Beware all who mess with anyone named Caedon, least you either gain a friend or an arch enemy. Caedon can be sweet, but fuck with him too many times and all hell will break loose

Nick: dude, Emmanuel just bitch slapped Caedon
Denny: ooh, now he fucked up

by Goliath_The_Kid September 11, 2021