Mr. Cardenas is foo who talks non stop like a fucken machine. He don’t even know how to teach. He looks like a pinche lagartija because like he all skinny and then u just see he fucken little ass stomach popping out.
by Incognito bb daddy January 29, 2020
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Mr. Cardenas is thickkkkk.
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by koobz2142 January 18, 2011
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Male Carden's are equally enticing; normally an allrounder, a male Carden will have the annoying 'i know everything' flare, will attract 'it' girls and often get pretty lucky.
Generally lovely people.
Male Carden's are equally enticing; normally an allrounder, a male Carden will have the annoying 'i know everything' flare, will attract 'it' girls and often get pretty lucky.
Generally lovely people.
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Cardenesque behaviour is often associated with alcoholism, followed by an almost schizophrenic style of conversation where deep-rooted insults are followed immediately by profuse apologies and public displays of affection.
The results of sustained periods of such behaviour can be as minor as creating and repeatedly singing a personal theme-tune to far more sinister acts resulting in defecation or serious personal injury.
Cardenesque behaviour is often associated with alcoholism, followed by an almost schizophrenic style of conversation where deep-rooted insults are followed immediately by profuse apologies and public displays of affection.
The results of sustained periods of such behaviour can be as minor as creating and repeatedly singing a personal theme-tune to far more sinister acts resulting in defecation or serious personal injury.
Examples of cardenesque conversations
A: "Might I buy you a SMALL glass of red wine?"
B: No
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A: "You're a cunt. I fucking hate you."
A: "I'm sorry I really love you I mean. Give me a kiss"
A: "Might I buy you a SMALL glass of red wine?"
B: No
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A: "You're a cunt. I fucking hate you."
A: "I'm sorry I really love you I mean. Give me a kiss"
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