Carcass Factor

The rating for how close your food resembles a carcass.

Chicken tenders are low in Carcass Factor where wings are higher, and a roasted bird is even higher.
Things like boiled crawfish and the whole pig with the apple in its mouth are the absolute highest in Carcass Factor.
"I can't eat it if it's lookin back at me."

by TheAmericanVerb September 3, 2021

Carcass

The act of falling asleep in an awkward position because you were too drunk and or stoned to make it to bed.

Ryan: "Where's Robert? I brought more beer."

Jake: "He carcassed on the couch, he got too baked."

by Laterza August 8, 2012