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Captain Kangaroo

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.
Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!
by Starchylde May 21, 2016
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Battle Captain

In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp
"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".
by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019
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CaptainSauce

One of the best youtubers on youtube,
If not the best!!
Fluflles:Do you know who CaptainSauce is?
Kevin:Yes he is the best youtuber!
by Totally_random_person_69 October 15, 2019
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Captain Jism

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.
by jpg3 September 4, 2011
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Captain Assclown

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
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Captain Puffy

An amazing twitch streamer, ALL HAIL PAPA PUFFY!
Person: Sorry gtg Captain Puffy started streaming
by A fucking fish February 21, 2021
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Who Killed Captain Alex

One of the best Action movies ever filmed, coming right out of Uganda. The animation is amazing, and the actors are top notch.
Dude, have you seen 'Who Killed Captain Alex yet'? Its amazing!
by Captain Alex of UgandaAirForce January 30, 2018
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