Canoeing

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.

As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!

by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

canoeing

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

jew canoe

Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)

Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!

by Alexander Papsmear February 4, 2005

Canoe Fest

The gathering of mostly women at one location. The opposite of a sausage fest.

The studio audience for yesterday's Ellen show looked like a Canoe Fest!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

chickenwire canoe

Military slang for something or someone that is completely screwed-up or useless. Compare to soup sandwich, ate up, and football bat.

Man, he is completely ate up, a chickenwire canoe.

by Paul Barnes September 23, 2008

Jersey Canoe

Any big ass pointy womens shoe thats big enough to stomp out a forest fire.

Holy shit! look at the Jersey canoes on Jen.

by CrackersAkA December 21, 2008