cantasy

A sex fantasy or act you would actually do except that current circumstances prevent it.

My wife won't ask her hot friend to join us in a threesome, so it shall remain my cantasy.

by coconut2010 May 8, 2010

Cannaswagaholic

A person who frequents cannabis related events with their head on a swivel looking for any and all swag. Willing to push event patrons out of way to get the last meditainer or broken coast tshirt. Often seen boasting about haul from lift cannabis conferences

A: That was a great conference, lots of great talks.
B: Yeah yeah, but did you see the swag? Stickers, meditainers, LP tshirts, lighters, dab coasters, this weird bendy thing from Aurora.

A: Is that all you come to these things for? You're the biggest cannaswagaholic I know.

by Catalystic37 May 8, 2018

paint the canvas

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person

I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.

by zachary timmerman December 13, 2009

Canasta

Replacement word for ass, or butt. Safe for kids to use anywhere especially school.

Move your Canasta buddy!!!

by Devious Dave May 9, 2009

Canastota

Canastota home of the Raiders. A small town located in upstate New York. Canastota is home to more cows than people. The majority of the residents in Canastota are either onion farmers or believe they are in the mob. They are also all related somehow. This is because everyone in Canastota thinks their Italian even though they cannot speek a word or have even been to Italy. Canastota is home to the International Boxing Hall of Fame. However, no one who lives in Canastota has ever been there.

Canastota resident: Hey, friday night what you want to do?

Canastota resident: Let's go to Wal Mart...cuz.

by aehteb78 June 17, 2009

Callastination

When you're too lazy to answer the house phone and you're just waiting for siblings, parents, or whoever else is in the house with you in a different room to get it. Pretty much it is procrastinating answering a phone call you are too lazy to get up and answer.

After a certain amount of tones you realize that whoever else is in the house with you is doing it too. So in being the better man/woman you take your last bit of energy to rush to the phone.

If your family experiences Callastination, you're family is just as lazy as mine.

by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014

cannas

Absolute perfection! Cannas is so beautiful and sweet, she will make you smile for several hours each day. She will also make you happy, even when you’re sad. Her smile will take your breath away, there’s no other girl in the world that can compare to cannas.

My life sucked, but then I met cannas

by Wozniak87 December 18, 2018