cankle

noun; the meeting of the calf and the foot where an ankle is not present due to lack of ankle definition.

That girls ankles are so thick, they aren't ankles at all...indeed, they are cankles!

by Michael Kenny October 18, 2002

cankle bandit

One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.

Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.

by FeelingTheCrush April 11, 2008

Cankle Butt

When your butt displays the same properties as your cankles. Aka fat ass

That chick was twerking and bumped into a greyhound bus causing it to roll over with all that cankle butt

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

cankedort

A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017

Canklebot

Word describing the persona of Hillary Rodham Clinton. A word to describe the embodiment of all evil.

Hillary , that Canklebot bitch is stealing the election.

by NickHowdy July 7, 2016

Cackled

When something is really funny, it made you laugh to the point of when you couldn’t breathe or it sounded inhumane.

Friend: “Look. Look! LOOK!”
You: “ Oh my gosh, I cackled when I seen that post!”

by SwitchesEnriches April 9, 2020

ankle cankler

one whos obsessed sexualy with cankles

man1: "mmm look at those cankles"

man2: "man quit being such an ankle cankler"

by sl33pyRoB January 13, 2009