Candy Cane

The act of a male receiving oral sex and his testicles continually slapping against the chin of the giving party.

Is comparable to a candy cane in that, when you eat a candy cane the little "hook" at the end gets closer and eventually hits your chin.

Dude, I was fucking Jenna's mouth and I was totally giving her a candy cane!

by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008

Candy cane

When a a girl is so skilled at giving blow jobs, she can paint a candy cane pattern on your genitals. Usually doing so with her lipstick.

Bill: how did it go last night with Stacy?
Rick: you won't believe it man, she gave me a candy cane!

by Gazorpazorp7492 August 9, 2016

candy cane child

a White Stripes crazy.

i'm a candy cane child and i'm proud

by tiny terror January 7, 2004

Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.

by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010

candy cane

a line of cocaine and the football shaped Xanax. All the fun, none of the fear.

Candy canes are used by those who have a sense of balance. (you know what that means)

by Johnnymad October 23, 2007

candy cane challenge

When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them

Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.

by HowLowBTieName December 13, 2019

Candy Cane Dick

A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.

Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!

by God_One November 24, 2013