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Canadian hockey smile

The semi-toothless grin of a person missing teeth as a result of playing hockey.
Dave took a puck to the mouth in the game on saturday and lost three teeth, now he has an awesome Canadian hockey smile.
by General Information May 28, 2009
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Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).
Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?
by Leadfoot Leon April 8, 2015
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Canadian Redneck

A person from rural Canada who's vocabulary is basically limited to "Jesus fuckin' Christ you wanna go out for a rip and have a dart bud?" Can be easily identified by plaid shirts and jean jackets as well as a baseball cap with some kind of farm equipment or hunting supply store logo on it and wearing work boots literally everywhere. Even to church, or school. Can usually be found telling people about the truck or dirt bike or whatever that they have for sale on Kijiji and about the stuff they've found for sale on Kijiji. If you want to see Canadian Rednecks look no further than Meaford Ontario.
"Hey bud wanna buy a fuckin' mint John Deere Gator? Only rolled her over like maybe 10 times."
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.
by jay_P09 November 9, 2014
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Canadian-roulette

A popular Canadian drinking game where you take 6 cans of Molson Canadian and shake one vigorously. You then mix them up and 6 people must select a can to drink. The person who gets the exploding can must chug their beer.

After completing the chug it is customary to exclaim "My name is Joe, and I am Canadian!"
"Yo I just picked up 6 cans of Canadian"
"Sweet, let's play some Canadian-roulette"
by farmfest April 23, 2013
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Canadian Healthcare™

If you really want to die you should seek Canadian Healthcare
by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022
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Bandwagon Canadian

An individual who identifies as Canadian and professes the Canadian spirit while their country (usually the United States) undergoes a period of unrest, instability, poor political choices, or lackluster sporting results.
John became a bandwagon Canadian after Team USA's 0-3 ouster from the World Cup of Hockey.

After Trump won the election, the number of Bandwagon Canadians tripled.
by jbd91 September 23, 2016
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Fuck the Canadians Day

On December 18th it's the national Fuck the Canadians Day where you can harass the Canadians freely and there is nothing they can do about it.
Mike: Hey bro do you know what day it is ?
Kevin: Yeah December 18th, Fuck the Canadians Day.
by Not a Canadian thank god October 17, 2021
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