400 Calories

Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.

Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.

Chad: "Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?"
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."

by tron.von.tronicus January 8, 2008

calories

tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.

Calories: dude, she did not just put her fav jeans in the closet, get my sewing needles.

by slimjimcalorieexterminator February 19, 2012

Camoreola

An areola that just blends in with the rest of the titty. The opposite of "Pepperonips"

"I was really disappointed with Kathy's Titties. She took her shirt off and they looked like a pair of knees. She had some nasty Camoreola's"

by CaliMaggs January 24, 2009

Smash the Calories

A phrase used meaning wanting to make love/shag/fuck an overweight lady on the large side!

I would smash the calories out of her!

or

I want to smash the calories out of you!

by bigwstyle2010 April 20, 2010

caporegime

A highly ranked person in the italian/sicilian mafia. A regime is a troop, and a capo is a leader/boss.

In The Godfather, Don Vito Corleone and Consigliori Tom Hagen is the highest, and after them comes the family's two caporegimes, Clemenza and Tessio. Later, Rocco Lampone creates a new regime.

Sonny Corleone: "Our two New York-regimes are more than a thousand men, that's more than the other five NY-mafia-families have together."

Six people were present at the meeting in Don's working-room: Michael, Sonny and Don, Tom Hagen, and the caporegimes Clemenza and Tessio.

by klimaxx August 9, 2006

Brightly colored jeans

A wide assortment of pants worn by middle schoolers oddly colored neon blue, red, pink, white, etc.

Foreskin: Did you see those brightly colored jeans?

Meatus: Yeah they're really dumb because no one person even thought of wearing them. They are only worn by people who want to fit in with the cool kids.

by Andrew Doan. October 2, 2009

calorie

A measure of heat, equal to the amount of energy required to raise one gram of water by one degree Celsius. Not to be confused with the food Calorie (capital C), which is equal to 1 kilocalorie (1000 calories), or the amount of energy required to raise one kilogram of water by one degree Celsius.

1 calorie = 4.184 joules

When people talk about the amount of calories they get from food, they are really referring to Calories, or kilocalories.

by hoyvin-mayvin December 28, 2005