Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!
Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time
My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff
Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time
My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff
by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012
Get the Carny Penis mug.In Europe a carny is a scary person who is on the darker, wilder side of the crusty world.
Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.
Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.
They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.
They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.
They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"
They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.
Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.
They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.
They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.
They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"
They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"
Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"
Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -
Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"
Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"
Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -
Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
by womoma April 15, 2005
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A really rough fuck.
Originating from when a band of carnys decide to all chip in and fuck the local carny slut. True to form everything carnys do is dodgy and hardcore, as the fuck is.
Badly fucked.
Originating from when a band of carnys decide to all chip in and fuck the local carny slut. True to form everything carnys do is dodgy and hardcore, as the fuck is.
Badly fucked.
Speaker: Yo Bob I heard the bank really fucked you over.
Bob: I didn't get fucked, I got carny fucked!
Bob: I didn't get fucked, I got carny fucked!
by Chick Chick Boom October 7, 2009
Get the Carny Fucked mug.One with extrememly frighteningly small hands and who smells of cabbage. Usually found hanging about the circus.
I was standing in line for peanuts, and this carny jacked my wallet! I knew it was one of those circus folk because I distinct smelt rotting cabbage!
by Emma July 4, 2004
Get the carny mug.A place in Northern Queensland, home to the esplanade and alot of people, most of them being abo's and jap's and their rice burners. Tourism capital of Queensland. Lots of gangs,skaters, Crews and wannabe scenekids hanging around attempting to be seen and heard.
Scene kid: "Us Cairns-ians are so hXc."
Crew member: "We'll tag your shop windows like there's no tomorrow."
Skater kid: "But we'll fuck you off the most with our feral antics."
Crew member: "We'll tag your shop windows like there's no tomorrow."
Skater kid: "But we'll fuck you off the most with our feral antics."
by Rhiiiiiiii September 21, 2007
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Get the Cirny mug.One who spouts utter nonsense at a loud volume, fixating on false information determined to believe anything unbelievable.
by The real Alex jones September 26, 2021
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