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Cafeteria Catholicism

The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.
Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.
by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005
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School Cafeteria Kiss

when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022
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Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend

An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!
by Cafeteria October 24, 2008
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Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)
by Just a random anonymous person November 18, 2014
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Carmel catholic cafeteria food

This might be one of the best parts of Carmel. Like even if you’re not already hungry, the smell leading up to the lunch line as you walk towards the cafeteria generates this huge appetite in you. Like you start to starve no matter what food you had beforehand. It’s probably chemicals they put in it to get you to spend your money there. But who cares. The best food is actually the wraps and sandwiches that you can make yourself. Super underrated. And there’s ice cream and cookies every day and all these different drinks and sodas. Like yes it’s overpriced but it’s way better food than other cafeterias. Like it’s good quality. And the lunch employees are outstanding. The cafeteria food is one of the only things Carmel is good for ngl.
why am i so damn hungry
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing
by ccanonymous January 28, 2025
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cafeteria arrest

When you and your Buddies go around and do haneous acts in school you get detention and cafeteria arrest.
Dude come with me to the bathroom
I cant I have cafeteria arrest
Damn sucks to be you
by King Chief February 16, 2023
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