Cafeteria Catholic 

A term used by stupid Fundamentalist Catholics in order to insult intelligent Catholics who do not just blindly except everything they are told, and can reason things out, instead of believing a literal interpretation of the bible, or except every religious leaders opinions.

Im proud to be a Cafeteria Catholic, it means I am intelligent.

Cafeteria Catholic by handsomebwonderful December 28, 2009

Cafeteria Religion 

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

Cafeteria Religion by motel November 11, 2013

The Cafeteria Lady 

By far the best example of someone who has a massive hatred towards the world, usually really overweight and old and has the voice of a dying cat and a pornstar faking an orgasm.

-Hey bro can I please borrow 5 cents to buy this drink
-Nah man they'll let you get it anyway
-Just look at The Cafeteria Lady

The Cafeteria Lady by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello August 30, 2016

cafeteria cookies 

When a woman’s Areola the size of a large Cookie.

Omg those Nipples are so huge, like Cafeteria Cookies.

cafeteria cookies by BullyStick September 25, 2019

Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.

My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.

Cafeteria food by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

saban cafeteria 

A poorly organized cafeteria run by people that do not know how to cook food. Unlike most cafeterias, food is only available after preordering it.

The cafeteria on the Saba University campus is a saban cafeteria

saban cafeteria by omy_g August 5, 2011

cafeteria'd 

when giving a man head he often will cry out "Oh I'm gonna cum!" The you brace yourself for the sexual eruption... except as he cums he pushes your head down causing your throat to close and the jiz to come out of your nose rather than be swallowed.

(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
choked, cafeteria, lunch, milk, nose

Damnn! my girl was sucking on my penis, then as i was cummin, i made her deep throat my junk and... Shit!!! I cafeteria'd that ass!!!!!!

cafeteria'd by Rachi b March 26, 2008