calorumptious

Unhealthy yet delicious. A contraction of calorific and scrumptious.

Man, that cake was totally calorumptious!

by Yandaman April 20, 2007

HOOKAH CALORIES

when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.

AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.

#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS

by lavashak_arbi July 7, 2022

calorie corner

point at which you turn into the supermarket aisle that contains the confectionery etc unsure of whether you'll buy something or not.

i turned into calorie corner but this time determined not to buy any of that stuff.

by nebiru100 December 18, 2011

Calorie Bombing

calorie bombing /ˈkal(ə)rē/ bɑmɪŋ
(Verb)

Sabotaging an unwitting dieter with a gift of a scrumptious variety and post ingestion of said delectable dictating the nutritional fact label to them to convey the general unhealthiness or extreme calorie denseness, then watching them wallow in guilt and shame.

Calorie bombing has to stop in this office. I never would have guessed that truffle was 140 calories. Now my diet is trashed.

by emotionSDK March 13, 2012

Calorious

Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.

That box of glazed donuts was calorious.

by The Fall September 3, 2013

Celora

Celora is a girl of many words. She's incredibly aureate; she'll write you a novel over a simple question, but you'll find yourself far too captivated to not read it. She's notably artistic; composing poems or painting when she has free time while also remaining remarkably diligent in her work and studies. She's a bit of a short stack with a giggly and flirtatious disposition. Those who aren't wary may find themselves enthralled by her allure.

Guy 1: Woah, who's that cutie over there?
Guy 2: Dude, that's Celora.
Guy 3: If she hears you call her that, she's gonna punch you in the face.

by DefinitelyNotGes August 14, 2021

High calorie pussy

A girl who's pussy seems to have some caloric value because every partner they have puts on weight.

Allison: "Wow! Jennifer has only been with Rebecca for two months and she looks like she's gained 25 lbs!"
Kris: "Yeah, Rebecca seems to have some high calorie pussy"

by Silver Wear March 20, 2010