Ceaser

An ugly guy who tends vto like dudes an is very very selfish.

Ceaser is pretty self considerate and very much selfish

by Alacba May 30, 2018

Creaser

Used to describe a scene of banter that is so fucking hilarious that you acquire crease marks on your belly from laughing so hard. Often, recipients of a creaser will be left crying and/or on the floor. It can also be used when a very dead joke is made, and someone could sarcastically exclaim that it was a “creaser”.

*retarded banter*
-“holy shit that’s creaserrr I’m crying lmaaoo”

by Silly_cunt June 8, 2018

Ceaser Wrap

the act of applying a condom orally while dawning roman garb.

I am almost positive the Romans didn't believe in the "Ceaser Wrap", disease was a common thing in ancient Rome.

by Michigan December 12, 2008

Dirty Caeser

The Dirty Caeser is a three part sexual act.

Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative

First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.

Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.

Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.

Enjoy!

For her 21st birthday her friends bought her a Dirty Caeser and she was never the same.

by Clammer November 13, 2007

the ceaser

The act of eating out anothers anus. Replaces "tossing a salad"

"You see that chick back there, she gave me the ceaser last night"

by allcircuitsarebusy May 30, 2006

Ceaser Martinez

Cesar Martinez was 4 months and died but is now a angle of God a handsome kid that wasn't abla to live a full live but was love by everyone

Ceaser martinez

by Cupcake1234567 January 19, 2015

Caeser Salad

Caeser Salad, much like Tossing the Salad, where you grab somones ass cheeks and you shove your tongue into the asshole, but with the caeser salad you have another person meat inside the asshole. Can be used as long at 1 or more penises are involved, as well as 3 or more people.

He tossed my Caeser Salad last night, it was amazing.

Anyone want to get dirty and toss my Caeser Salad tonight, i need 2 or more people.

by IamASadWeirdMan November 13, 2018