caramel tunnel

Having intercourse anally. Commonly phrased as "taking the caramel tunnel."

Chris: Did you fuck Justine last night?
Michael: No, she's saving herself for marriage, we're only doing it through the caramel tunnel.

by Joey Jastrsexy November 28, 2016

Ay Caramba

Spanish
Literally:
"Ay" - "Ouch!" or "Ahhh!"
"Caramba" - "Good Greif!" or "Damn It!"

!Ay Caramba! What now?

by anonymous4567 September 6, 2008

Caramel Pollock

A form of prefanity invented by Tycho of Penny Arcade.

The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.

I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.

by The whiter guy August 19, 2009

Caramel Shortbread

A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.

Hey"said Bob to Cho and Shaniqua "Fancy a Caramel Shortbread?

by the resourceful five April 9, 2011

caramel frappe

The act of taking a "caramel" covered dick out of your ass and finishing it off with a handjob until it's topped with "dairy", resembling a caramel frappe.

Shua - "My girl is so awesome, she surprised me with a caramel frappe in bed!"

Dave - "That is disgusting."

Shua - "You're just jelly (goes in for high five)!"

Dave - "We're no longer friends."

by Shuasage November 12, 2012

caramel icing

The sperm of a black man.

Black man: I applied my caramel icing to Betty's chest on her birthday.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo February 27, 2017

Eye Caramba

The deft sexual act of using one’s eye lashes as a french tickler on your partner’s anus, invariably ending in pink eye for it’s practitioner.

I ain’t about that vanilla ass sex anymore, you can’t just tongue punch dirtstars. You gotta commit and hit that bitch with the eye caramba!

by Spumoni September 29, 2018