Definitions by Spumoni

Minnesota Knuckle 

When the randomly hot person from the Midwest sneaks a corn-finger finger up the back door without any forewarning mid-fellatio, knowing full well you’re a bootyhole virgin.

You know, I really thought I liked her but then she hit me with the Minnesota Knuckle, and now I’m not sure what to think!

Minnesota Knuckle by Spumoni September 10, 2021

Mongolian Steps 

When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.

Dude. Last night was wild, I climbed the Mongolian steps!

Mongolian Steps by Spumoni September 10, 2021

Vicarious Vegan 

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.

Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet

Vicarious Vegan by Spumoni November 4, 2020

Eye Caramba 

The deft sexual act of using one’s eye lashes as a french tickler on your partner’s anus, invariably ending in pink eye for it’s practitioner.

I ain’t about that vanilla ass sex anymore, you can’t just tongue punch dirtstars. You gotta commit and hit that bitch with the eye caramba!

Eye Caramba by Spumoni September 29, 2018

Body Chowder 

Smegma, body cheese, or any other fowl, reeking, ooze collected upon a body from lack of personal hygiene

Guy no.1 “fuck man, what’s that funk?”

Guy no.2 “Todd hasn’t showered in like a week, ya boy’s brewin a mean bowl of body chowder”

Body Chowder by Spumoni June 15, 2018

shatus update 

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.

shatus update by spumoni April 22, 2010