weak beef

Failing to meet womens expectations; may result from inadequate performance, unsatisfied desire, early explosion, engulfing bush in combination with chode and/or excessive foreskin; sexual equivalence with weak sauce.

Mikey T's weak beef led to multiple dates ending in excessive rants of hysterical laughter.

by 67gt500 December 11, 2010

knicker beef

The bulbous meat that lies between the legs of a lady.

Let me taste ya knicker beef.

by Mark Lawson May 27, 2006

Side O' Beef

Hillary Clinton's nickname.

LOOK, the Side O' Beef was tossed into the scooby mobile when she passed out at the curb!

by Wise White Man February 17, 2022

beef sheets

Over sized vaginal lips that hang outside of the body

"That chick had some major beef sheets"

by Nic1118 July 9, 2007

Beef Steamship

When you poop in a hot tub.

Aw man! I was going to use the hot tub, but someone left a Beef Steamship in there

by Cactus Con Carne February 6, 2017

Cincinnati beef patty

1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.

2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.

1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.

2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.

by monstertruckdriver February 13, 2014

beef like

when you have beef with a person but you still like their Instagram posts just to show them that you are still there and still have beef

Example1
Laura: “omg I just did the beef like”
Ruth: “seriously ahaha, who’s post?”
Laura: “that slag Amy”

Example2
Jess: “have you seen Olivia’s recent?”
Molly: “no, we have beef I dont follow her”
Jess: “do the beef follow”
Molly: “ok, I’ll do the beef like whilst I’m at it”

by dickither February 5, 2018