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buttstain-brown

The color left in underwear, bed-linen or elsewhere, usually in a streak.
Do you want your peanut butter spread thick, or just buttstain-brown?

I like the color of that table, not as dark as walnut, not as light as maple, more of a buttstain-brown.
by buggy October 20, 2005
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Buttstash

Every guy in the boonies over age 15 has the same fucking buttstash
by Bob Boberts September 23, 2003
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buttrape

v.
1. to defeat utterly
2. to level, as with a blow
3. to destroy
see own

n.
1. a thourough beating
2. complete failure
usually used without an article

Note: Sometimes this word is expanded into "rape/d in the butt" or contracted into "'rape."
If Joe fought Jim, he would get buttraped.

As predicted, Joe experienced buttrape.
by Ryan Dawson January 5, 2005
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buttstraw

An idiot that sucks so much ass that they need a straw.
"Refill the goddamn Brita you mannerless buttstraw."

"Bree", " Panduh"
by yermum69 March 8, 2015
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Bootstraptopia

A magical place built on the fantasies and grand delusions of Conservitards and Libertardians where equal economic opportunities abound for anyone capable of working hard enough to make their wildest dreams of unlimited wealth accumulation come true.

A place where finite resources and labor market thresholds are just liberal conspiracies that interfere with success.
Typical Liberal: "Damn, it's really hard trying to make ends meet now that I've been fired for being drunk on the job, maybe I should go on unemployment, food stamps, or government assistance forever."

Conservitard/Libertardian: "Well maybe you should get off your drunk ass and come on down to Bootstraptopia and get yourself a STEM field career you lazy entitled piece of shit!"
by Dildo Tractor October 10, 2013
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buttrapey

Jeff woke up rather buttrapey on Christmas mornining.
by Squg December 31, 2013
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Buttsap

Unintentionally sending text someone on Whatsapp, while phone is in back pocket.
Me: What is this?

Sarah: Oops, sorry! I sent it via Buttsap.
by musaeffendi July 1, 2022
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