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Put the cock before the buttplug

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.
Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!
by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011
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Elmer's Buttplug

the little bit of dried glue that gets stuck in the tube of glue that prevents the bottle from releasing the glue
"My bottle of glue has an elmer's buttplug"
by DonTheGamer777 October 8, 2016
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Corpus Christi Buttplug

The act of (a gay man) inserting a dryer sheet into his butthole in order to make his butthole more bearable for his partner, (another man) and then accidentally discharging it from his ass from farting.
Kody: Hey man did you see Cody shoot that Corpus Christi Buttplug out of his ass? It smelled like cum!!!
Johnston: Ya, his anus is Heinous!!!
by John-doe1 November 11, 2012
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#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.
I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.
by harry flashman July 6, 2003
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Taft's Buttplug

A fictitious account of events that has been created and repeated consistently- often over a period of years- with the intent of having that story become accepted as fact. The ultimate goal of a Taft's Buttplug is to someday hear the fiction you created be told to you by a stranger as if it were fact.

The phrase itself originates from the story that President William Howard Taft, the most rotund President ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug was/is reported to be in the basement archives of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with Taft.
Remember when I stopped to help that hot chick change her tire and she did me right there by the side of the interstate?
Yeah.
Thing is, that never happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.
by WaftyCranker July 7, 2011
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Michigan Buttplug

A Michigan native utilizing the far left lane of an interstate or highway without passing other vehicles.
Another siting of a Michigan Buttplug tamponing the passing lane on I94 eastbound.
by norm the plum June 5, 2017
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Sentient Buttplug

An argumentative internet troll who specializes in disrupting the user base of single topic forums with persistently negative and contemptuous posts.
This is a discussion forum, not an "argue ad nauseam about narratives and biases you hold like blood feuds that span decades" forum, you sentient buttplug.
by Senbutt June 2, 2018
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